Laughing man raising a beer at a backyard cookout in the Four Score And Seven Beers Ago tee

Funny history tees

History,
roasted.

Great puns. Terrible reviews.
Shirts for the friend who won't stop quoting history.

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History Puns

History, but make it a pun. Groans guaranteed.

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History Buffs

History's heaviest hitters. Never skipped leg day.

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Roast Your Friends

A one-star review of someone you love. Backed by real history.

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Real history. Honest reviews. One star.

Why One Star Tees?

  • Made by History Nerds

    We're a small, family-owned business in the U.S. We read the plaques, quote the footnotes, and then give the past the one-star review it deserves.

  • Printed in the USA

    Every U.S. order is printed to order in the USA on soft, comfy Gildan and Bella+Canvas blanks, then shipped straight to your door.

  • Five-Star Service

    Questions about sizing or an order? Message us and a real person gets back to you. The reviews are one star. The service shouldn't be.
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FAQs

Where are you located?

One Star Tees is a US-based small business. Every shirt is printed to order in the USA.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet. We currently ship to US addresses in every state except Florida, including APO/FPO/DPO military addresses. International shipping is coming soon.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting, nay, historic journey.

What size would fit me best?

Our tees are a true-to-size unisex fit, so order your usual size. Every product page has a size chart with exact measurements.

What materials are your products made from?

Tees: Gildan 64000 Softstyle, soft 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly). Premium tees: Bella+Canvas 3001. Hoodies and crewnecks: Gildan Heavy Blend 50/50 fleece.