Bought it for my brother who plays the violin. He loved it.
12 Labors. Zero Rest Days. Hoodie
12 Labors. Zero Rest Days. Hoodie
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12 Labors. Zero Rest Days. Hoodie
Sport Grey / S
Highest-Quality Materials
Highest-Quality Materials
👕 High Quality: Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hoodie
⚧ Stylish UNISEX Fit: Perfect for history buffs of all genders
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🧵 Soft & Comfortable — Plush fleece inside, double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket
🎨 Color & Fabric Blend:
- 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester: Black, Charcoal, White
- 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester: Sport Grey
💦 Easy Care: Machine wash cold + tumble dry
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packed, and Shipped in the USA!
Easy Care Instructions
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Fast Shipping & Free Returns
Fast Shipping & Free Returns
Shipping
• Free shipping on all US orders — no minimum.
• Every item is printed to order in the USA. Orders typically ship within 2 business days (a little longer around year-end holidays).
• Once shipped, most orders arrive within about 5–7 days (longer around the holidays).
• We currently ship to US addresses only.
Returns
• Every order is backed by our 30-Day Money Back Guarantee. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
• Returns are always free — no restocking fees and no return-processing fees.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a free replacement or a full refund.
• To start a return or refund, email us at serviceteam@onestartees.store — we'll reply with simple instructions. Returned items should be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition.
• Refund requests must be made within 30 days of delivery.
*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.




Gildan 18500 Size Chart
| SIZE | CHEST (in) | LENGTH (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 40 | 27 |
| M | 44 | 28 |
| L | 48 | 29 |
| XL | 52 | 30 |
| 2XL | 56 | 31 |
| 3XL | 60 | 32 |
| 4XL | 64 | 33 |
| 5XL | 68 | 34 |
- Chest: measure all the way around the fullest part of your chest — not just across the front.
- Length: measure from the top of the shoulder down to the hem.
Easiest trick: measure a shirt you already love the fit of and use that as your guide!
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 117 reviews.
Great quality and the joke gets a laugh every time.
Joshua T. 5/5 Verified
History teacher here. Great shirt for my British history unit.
Paul G. 5/5 Verified
Won A World War Got Voted Out Anyway – Downing Street Funny History T-Shirt
Read the book and saw the movie, so I had to get the shirt. Very well done.
Nathan B. 5/5 Verified
Best Agent We Ever Had Dead The Whole Time – Operation Mincemeat Funny History T-Shirt
Funny shirt and really comfortable. Arrived in under a week.
Darryl G. 5/5 Verified
Gave this to my best friend and she loved it.
Stephanie W. 5/5 Verified
Got this for my friend who teaches classics. He loved it.
Duane R. 5/5 Verified
Great Armor Terrible Heel Support – The Gates Of Troy Funny History T-Shirt
Bought it for my sister as a joke and she wears it all the time now.
Carol B. 5/5 Verified
Bought this for our trip to Salem in October. Perfect timing and super comfy.
Maria M. 5/5 Verified
Fun shirt and very comfortable. Shipped quick.
Elizabeth Y. 5/5 Verified
Walked the Freedom Trail and bought this when I got home. Love it.
Robert G. 5/5 Verified
Some Guy On A Horse Woke Up The Whole Neighborhood – Lexington, 1775 Funny History T-Shirt
My history professor laughed out loud. Great shirt.
Randy R. 5/5 Verified
Love mythology and love this shirt. Great quality.
Stephanie R. 5/5 Verified
Got this for my contractor friend. He loved it.
Emily G. 5/5 Verified
Building Inspector Never Showed Up – The Leaning Tower Of Pisa Funny History T-Shirt
Fits fine and the print is good. Bit expensive with shipping.
David H. 4/5 Verified
Comfy and funny. Wish there were more color options.
Sandra J. 4/5 Verified
My kids think it's hilarious. Fits perfect and washes well.
Patricia J. 5/5 Verified
I work in finance and my whole team thought this was hilarious.
Jordan T. 5/5 Verified
Bought The Dip It Kept Dipping – Wall Street, 1929 Funny History T-Shirt
Wear it to the office on Fridays. Excellent shirt.
Harold M. 5/5 Verified
Coworkers Were Super Stabby – The Roman Senate Funny History T-Shirt
Gladiator fan here. Shirt is comfortable and well made.
Gabriel R. 5/5 Verified
Got Eaten By The Opening Act – The Colosseum Funny History T-Shirt
Got this for my dad who loves woodworking and history. He loved it.
Kelly L. 5/5 Verified
My wife says this shirt is too accurate. Fits perfect.
Glenn H. 5/5 Verified
Bought for my husband for Christmas. He loved it.
Karen H. 5/5 Verified
Christmas Party Got Crashed – The Delaware River Funny History T-Shirt
Guys loved it. One of the six shirts was a little off center but no big deal.
Aaron C. 4/5 Verified
Got this for my accountant brother. He loved it and wore it to the office.
John M. 5/5 Verified
Wore this to my buddy's bachelor party. Everyone loved it.
Christopher D. 5/5 Verified
Nice quality, slightly pricey. Still glad I bought it.
Jack C. 4/5 Verified
Love the design. One star off for slow shipping.
Melissa M. 4/5 Verified
Uninvited Guests Took Everything – Viking Raid, 793 Funny History T-Shirt
Wore it to a Fourth of July party. Big hit.
Jeffrey B. 5/5 Verified
Great shirt. Our British coworker even laughed.
Gary G. 5/5 Verified
My father in law loves to grill. He wore it to the family cookout.
Jason V. 5/5 Verified
Jersey born and raised. My whole family got a laugh out of it.
Joseph F. 5/5 Verified
I love anything Tudor and this shirt did not disappoint. So soft.
Amber S. 5/5 Verified
So cute and comfortable. Already ordered another color.
Mary B. 5/5 Verified
Aviation buff here. Very clever design and a comfortable fit.
Thomas H. 5/5 Verified
Funny shirt and super comfortable. Already ordered another.
Lindsey R. 5/5 Verified
Love the design. Shipping took about nine days which was longer than I'd like.
Jennifer C. 4/5 Verified
Great joke, decent shirt. Sleeves a little short.
Justin G. 4/5 Verified
Wear it to the gym all the time. Fits great.
John E. 5/5 Verified
Funny and well made. Fits great.
Patricia C. 5/5 Verified
Tenants Left Without Notice Kept The Furniture – The Thirteen Colonies Funny History T-Shirt
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Historian FAQs
Where are you located?
One Star Tees is a US-based small business. Every shirt is printed to order in the USA.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet. We currently ship to US addresses in every state except Florida, including APO/FPO/DPO military addresses. International shipping is coming soon.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting, nay, historic journey.
What size would fit me best?
Our tees are a true-to-size unisex fit, so order your usual size. Every product page has a size chart with exact measurements.
What materials are your products made from?
Tees: Gildan 64000 Softstyle, soft 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly). Premium tees: Bella+Canvas 3001. Hoodies and crewnecks: Gildan Heavy Blend 50/50 fleece.