Bought it for my brother who plays the violin. He loved it.
Christmas Party Got Crashed – The Delaware River Funny History Premium Tee
Christmas Party Got Crashed – The Delaware River Funny History Premium Tee
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Christmas Party Got Crashed – The Delaware River Funny History Premium Tee
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Highest-Quality Materials
Highest-Quality Materials
👕 High Quality: Bella+Canvas 3001 Premium Tee
⚧ Stylish UNISEX Fit: Perfect for history buffs of all genders
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🧵 Soft & Comfortable — Extra-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a retail fit
🎨 Color & Fabric Blend:
- 100% Airlume Cotton: Black, White, Natural
- 52% Cotton / 48% Polyester: Heather Navy
💦 Easy Care: Machine wash cold + tumble dry
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packed, and Shipped in the USA!
Easy Care Instructions
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Fast Shipping & Free Returns
Fast Shipping & Free Returns
Shipping
• Free shipping on all US orders — no minimum.
• Every item is printed to order in the USA. Orders typically ship within 2 business days (a little longer around year-end holidays).
• Once shipped, most orders arrive within about 5–7 days (longer around the holidays).
• We currently ship to US addresses only.
Returns
• Every order is backed by our 30-Day Money Back Guarantee. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
• Returns are always free — no restocking fees and no return-processing fees.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a free replacement or a full refund.
• To start a return or refund, email us at onestartees@gmail.com — we'll reply with simple instructions. Returned items should be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition.
• Refund requests must be made within 30 days of delivery.
*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.




Bella+Canvas 3001 Size Chart
| SIZE | CHEST (in) | LENGTH (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36 | 28 |
| M | 40 | 29 |
| L | 44 | 30 |
| XL | 48 | 31 |
| 2XL | 52 | 32 |
| 3XL | 56 | 33 |
| 4XL | 60 | 34 |
| 5XL | 64 | 35 |
- Chest: measure all the way around the fullest part of your chest — not just across the front.
- Length: measure from the top of the shoulder down to the hem.
Easiest trick: measure a shirt you already love the fit of and use that as your guide!
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 118 reviews.
Great quality and the joke gets a laugh every time.
Joshua T. 5/5
History teacher here. Great shirt for my British history unit.
Paul G. 5/5
Won A World War Got Voted Out Anyway – Downing Street Funny History Premium Tee
Read the book and saw the movie, so I had to get the shirt. Very well done.
Nathan B. 5/5
Best Agent We Ever Had Dead The Whole Time – Operation Mincemeat Funny History Premium Tee
Funny shirt and really comfortable. Arrived in under a week.
Darryl G. 5/5
Gave this to my best friend and she loved it.
Stephanie W. 5/5
Got this for my friend who teaches classics. He loved it.
Duane R. 5/5
Great Armor Terrible Heel Support – The Gates Of Troy Funny History T-Shirt
Bought it for my sister as a joke and she wears it all the time now.
Carol B. 5/5
Bought this for our trip to Salem in October. Perfect timing and super comfy.
Maria M. 5/5
Fun shirt and very comfortable. Shipped quick.
Elizabeth Y. 5/5
Walked the Freedom Trail and bought this when I got home. Love it.
Robert G. 5/5
Some Guy On A Horse Woke Up The Whole Neighborhood – Lexington, 1775 Funny History Premium Tee
My history professor laughed out loud. Great shirt.
Randy R. 5/5
Love mythology and love this shirt. Great quality.
Stephanie R. 5/5
Got this for my contractor friend. He loved it.
Emily G. 5/5
Building Inspector Never Showed Up – The Leaning Tower Of Pisa Funny History T-Shirt
Fits fine and the print is good. Bit expensive with shipping.
David H. 4/5
Comfy and funny. Wish there were more color options.
Sandra J. 4/5
My kids think it's hilarious. Fits perfect and washes well.
Patricia J. 5/5
I work in finance and my whole team thought this was hilarious.
Jordan T. 5/5
Bought The Dip It Kept Dipping – Wall Street, 1929 Funny History Premium Tee
Wear it to the office on Fridays. Excellent shirt.
Harold M. 5/5
Coworkers Were Super Stabby – The Roman Senate Funny History T-Shirt
Gladiator fan here. Shirt is comfortable and well made.
Gabriel R. 5/5
Got Eaten By The Opening Act – The Colosseum Funny History T-Shirt
Got this for my dad who loves woodworking and history. He loved it.
Kelly L. 5/5
My wife says this shirt is too accurate. Fits perfect.
Glenn H. 5/5
Bought for my husband for Christmas. He loved it.
Karen H. 5/5
Christmas Party Got Crashed – The Delaware River Funny History Premium Tee
Guys loved it. One of the six shirts was a little off center but no big deal.
Aaron C. 4/5
Got this for my accountant brother. He loved it and wore it to the office.
John M. 5/5
Wore this to my buddy's bachelor party. Everyone loved it.
Christopher D. 5/5
Nice quality, slightly pricey. Still glad I bought it.
Jack C. 4/5
Love the design. One star off for slow shipping.
Melissa M. 4/5
Uninvited Guests Took Everything – Viking Raid, 793 Funny History Premium Tee
Wore it to a Fourth of July party. Big hit.
Jeffrey B. 5/5
Great shirt. Our British coworker even laughed.
Gary G. 5/5
My father in law loves to grill. He wore it to the family cookout.
Jason V. 5/5
Jersey born and raised. My whole family got a laugh out of it.
Joseph F. 5/5
I love anything Tudor and this shirt did not disappoint. So soft.
Amber S. 5/5
So cute and comfortable. Already ordered another color.
Mary B. 5/5
Aviation buff here. Very clever design and a comfortable fit.
Thomas H. 5/5
Funny shirt and super comfortable. Already ordered another.
Lindsey R. 5/5
Love the design. Shipping took about nine days which was longer than I'd like.
Jennifer C. 4/5
Great joke, decent shirt. Sleeves a little short.
Justin G. 4/5
Wear it to the gym all the time. Fits great.
John E. 5/5
Funny and well made. Fits great.
Patricia C. 5/5
Tenants Left Without Notice Kept The Furniture – The Thirteen Colonies Funny History T-Shirt
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Historian FAQs
Where are you located?
One Star Tees is a US-based small business. Every shirt is printed to order in the USA.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet. We currently ship to US addresses in every state except Florida, including APO/FPO/DPO military addresses. International shipping is coming soon.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting, nay, historic journey.
What size would fit me best?
Our tees are a true-to-size unisex fit, so order your usual size. Every product page has a size chart with exact measurements.
What materials are your products made from?
Tees: Gildan 64000 Softstyle, soft 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly). Premium tees: Bella+Canvas 3001. Hoodies and crewnecks: Gildan Heavy Blend 50/50 fleece.